thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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