? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
there is puke in my bra ... again
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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