Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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