Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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