i don't like sucking hair
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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