I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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