He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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