Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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