For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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