We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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