Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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