I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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