is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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