And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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