I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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