People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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