Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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