I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
oh god the rape fog is back!
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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