So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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