I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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