Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Enjoy the penises
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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