Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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