i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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