I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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