love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
we made out on top of his cat.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
