I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dick very happy bro
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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