I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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