i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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