I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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