are you so shy because you have an std?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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