we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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