Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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