Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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