the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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