Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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