The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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