We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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