There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
even my farts smell like vagina
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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