I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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