As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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