North Korea, Best Korea!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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