so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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