I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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