I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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