if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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