WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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