Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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