Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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