do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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