Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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