I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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