so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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