I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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